Dan Speak

Me: What in the WORLD is a bagpipe player doing on American Idol?
Dan: Well, the Beatles are from Scotland. (He was dead serious!)

(Watching a scene during our favorite TV show Lost, a gentleman appeared to get "fried" by a big man-made electromagnetic death machine)
Dan: "Well, we all know he should have Locked-out-tagged-out." (Dan is a safety manager for a large manufacturing plant. Injuries happen when people don't follow the proper safety protocol.)

We indulged in a fast food breakfast yesterday in which French Toast Sticks were purchased. Isaac looked at them quizzically when presented with the fried sticks. "If you don't like these, son, there WILL be a paternity test!"
Luckily no bloodwork is needed. The FTS were a hit and father and son high-fived the breakfast fare!

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